When I got my car a couple of years ago, it came with satellite radio which I love. I still listen to some commercial radio but the allure of commercial-free music was just too much. I love it. It should be noted, however, that the non-music channels do have commercials and this morning I just was realizing that these ads are pretty obnoxious. Of course, most commercials on radio have a demographic that’s focused on who might be the main demographic for that station.

Dear advertising execs,

Thank you for your concern over the size/attentiveness/stamina of my penis.  It’s okay, really.

Thank you for the concern over my need to erase tattoos that I regret but I don’t have any.

Thank you for the singles’ dating website but I think they’d frown on me including the wife.

Thanks for the dieting plans but I am doing pretty well on my own at the gym.

Thank you most of all for Giuseppe Franco.    The truth is that my bald spot and thinning hair never bothered me until this guy told me to “do sumthin’ bout it….”.  Where on earth did you dig him up?

Surely, this post is in jest.  I suppose that things like penis enlargement are big business for someone and here I am poking fun at their serious attempts at advertisement.

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